im pretty certain the application process for going on the jeremy kyle show goes something like this:
please answer yes or no to the following questions:
are you a scumbag?
are you hideously ugly?
do you have about as much intelligence as a piece of carpet?
do you have at least one illigitimate child?
do you have an equally as ugly, argumentative and stupid family?
are you bothered that the whole of the uk gets to know about your ridiculous family feud?
if you have answered yes to all of the questions above, please give us a call!